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New Job!

dishwasher

Here is a visual representation of my new job. That’s right, I’m a dishwasher! There is a little place called Crudessence (pronounced CRUD-essence, or CROOD-essence depending on my mood) on the Plateau that serves strictly vegan, organic, raw food where I can be found on Saturday and Sunday evenings, raking in the money hand over fist. Qualifications to get such a job? Waterproof hands (check), willingness to bike up the Parc hill (check, ish), and the ability to eat a free macaroon at the end of your shift (CHECK). Wooooooo!